ding

short version for dingus

P#1: When I'm drunk I hold onto the grass to prevent from falling off the earth.

P#2: You Fucking Ding!

by thebryanv September 5, 2017

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

ding buster

when two people are in a fight and somebody gets hit in the balls really hard

OUCH hgfhguiduifg that ding buster really got me

by furp55468596 May 2, 2018

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

by VeganMama March 11, 2022

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Ding Dings

Another word for boobs, its changing its definition very soon but not that sure, also yunis and javad if you are reading this suck my dick please

suck my ding dings

by anonymous December 12, 2025