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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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Digitfucker

A man working within the IT industry, deeply passionate about his job, but somewhat lacking in the ability to attract not one, not two, but four attractive ladies from other company departments to the table at company social events
Beautiful, charming Woman would never want to sit with a bunch of digitfuckers like us...
by Not-a-digitfucker December 13, 2017
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Digital Chivalry

When an ill-conceived event is taking place, instead of capturing it on one’s smart-phone to post for the masses, one acts and aids for the sake of the victim.
Hey Lawrence, did you hear about the mugging at the Food Lion down on Commerce? Oh my gosh, an elderly man was held up at knife point for his wallet, but the woman that swooped in with Digital Chivalry, thwarted the entire crime.
by GlarpoCards011974 December 13, 2017
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Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc
He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.
by sumitstop May 4, 2018
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digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”
by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018
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Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.
Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.
by Rizree June 1, 2018
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digitrans

the corporate world finally trying to catch up with what has been going on around them and in their own private lives for quite sometime
Oh yeah, we've just set up another new innovation hub, we all work on digitrans stuff now
by dulldangerousanddeterminable February 19, 2018
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