Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 31, 2020

dildo

a fake penis

maddi uses dildo

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 01, 2018

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.

-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.

by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 25, 2020

Dildo

WetBoy

You’re such a fucking dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023