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A Dead Horse

An amateur bowling team from the New Founders League at Double Decker Lanes in Rohnert Park, California. They didn't really do that well in their first season (Winter 2010)
Man: "Hi Rose, How did your team do in league last night?"

Rose: "We beat A Dead Horse... again."
by curly666 May 4, 2011
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Brain dead

1. Someone who doesn’t catch on even to the simplest things.
2. Some one with no fucking brain
Bro Jennifer is so brain dead, she didn’t even catch on to my knock knock joke
by Lithium strikes again February 16, 2018
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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
by Beanafied May 12, 2020
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The Lord Of The Dead

Like the Grim Reaper/Death only more awesome. Hell bent taking over the world and generally doing anything evil. Has mad gaming skills among others.
'Oh no The Lord Of The Dead is coming to kick my ass!'
by Idleminds November 1, 2004
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No Lie Dead Serious

The ancient pact that unifies truth from brother to brother allowing the validity of a statement to be unquestioned.
PERSON 1 :"Dude, I just sharded all over myself!"

PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"

PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"
by Honz and Hanz March 8, 2009
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deadbeat dad

A father who makes a good living and bitches about having to pay $256 dollars a month in child support even though he can afford it but would rather spend all his money on whiskey and pot. A true live asshole.
I wish someone would take my deadbeat dad out in the back and set his head on fire because he is such an asshole.
by YourCloud July 9, 2003
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Dead Presidents

watch them dead presidents stack up to the roof
by AC November 30, 2003
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