Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

Dragos

Real Definition:

Dragos means: Dragon, or Dragon blooded. The name's origins come from Romania.

"Dragos has the wrath similar to a dragon"

by fianna November 16, 2011

Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

by MrCarlSir May 17, 2014

Ice dragon rocket rider

Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.

"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"

by walker brian February 19, 2008

dragenwagen

noun. A habitually complaining or irritable person. synonyms: sourpuss, bellyacher, grouser, griper, crank

I am such a dragenwagen when I don't get enough sleep or sex.

by PAbck November 7, 2006

draggin it out

1. Being excessive, exaggerating, repetitive, overly dramatic.

2. Another way of saying someone is continuing to talk about something with enthusiam, when the people surrounding them are obviously growing bored of the idea or topic.

3. Another way of saying someone is over-abusing a joke or story that was funny at one point, but now it's getting annoying or people are becoming weary of it.

Girl: "That girl is so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with an application."

Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

Girl: "Haha, yeah! Aaaandd she's so ugly that she broke a mirror! HAHAHAHAH!"

Friend: "Hah."

Girl: "Oo, oo, AND she's so ugly, she broke a camera when she got her picture taken! Haahahahahah! HAHAHAH!"

Friend: ".... "

Girl: "AND she's so ugly that when she--"

Friend: "Okay, now ur just draggin it out.."

by allisonbabii1 February 18, 2010

Dragon Faced

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!

I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.

by WVU48 September 19, 2012