crush

a very sad feeling, falling inlove with someone who will never love u :'(

I feel crushed, by my crush.

by i dun no May 22, 2005

crushed it

Being in great shape, looking good, feeling positive, getting more done and generally being a better person.

Brad B: Hey Dave, how'd your day shape up?

Dave: I totally crushed it.

by TrickleSKFace March 7, 2011

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

boobie crush

A crush on a girl based solely on the fact that she has a great pair of breasts.
A girl can tell if a boy/girl may have a boobie crush on her if
A) the boy/girl is constantly looking at her breasts during a conversation
B) is caught staring at her chest if he/she is bored
OR C) if he/she is always talking to his/her friends about the girl in question's breasts.
Boobie crushes are common among high school boys.

"Wow, James is checking you out again from the other side of the room."
"Yeah, it's probably just a boobie crush."
"True that. You're totally stacked."

by MaryKnowsHerShit December 11, 2007

Chrono Crusade

An truly amazing and unique manga by the amazingly talented, yet very perverted, creator Daisuke Moriyama.

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.

Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.

The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)

person A: Did you read those Chrono Crusade volumes I let you borrow?

person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.

person A: ...You're dead to me.

(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
--

person 1: Oh my god! What happened?

person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.

person 1: Why?

person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.

person 1: ah.

by CG. September 20, 2009

Clitoris Crusader

Someone who takes ownership over the clit; the master of satisfaction

Dude, I totally put my cape on and was the clitoris crusader last night!

by gerta sanders November 24, 2010