Choonz

The collective noun for a "choon".

A choon is an epic track from the early (late '80s to early '90s) UK House music scene, although other, similar genres from the same era are permitted the tag of "choon".

"they were playin' some bangin' choonz at the rave last weekend!"

"Mike Pickering was spinnin's some serious choonz at the Haçienda on Friday!"

by Loonzy March 1, 2022

Coon

a kid that is making more money than you

SOMEONE: YOU ARE A COON
ME: I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU

by Lejiboy March 2, 2022

coonboon

A coonboon is what you call a coon when their being a boon🤷🏽 ♂️

Coonboon is used when someone is being a boon

“Oh look jaquavion is being a coonboon”

by SHABANGBANG April 16, 2022

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!

Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”

by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022

Cooncram

The act of inserting two or more raccoons into the human anus, comfortably.

When Dickie and Billy Bob found the family of lonely raccoons on the roadside, they decided to bring them to their cousin's country "get-together." While Billy Bob could fit 5 raccoons into his welcoming anus, Dickie was only able to CoonCram 2 into his modest poop-shoot.

by UltraMegaDelicious May 9, 2022

cooncram

The act of inserting two or more raccoons into the human anus, comfortably.

When Dickie and Billy Bob found the lonely family of raccoons on the roadside, they gleefully brought them to their cousins country "get-together." While Billy Bob was easily able to fit five raccoons into his butt hole, Dickie could only CoonCram 2 of the furry friends into his modest poop-shoot!

by UltraMegaDelicious May 9, 2022