crunchkin

A person who can eat while they're sleeping, especially while stoned. Derived from "crunchy munchy" or "crunchy munchkin," later abbreviated for slang usage.

I looked over and ashley was asleep, but she was eating sun chips! She's a crunchkin!

by Nessa Ray November 6, 2006

Nanna's Nut Crunch

When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.

John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.

by JK_Paddywhack September 26, 2007

cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.

take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !

by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003

crutchcricket

it's my name idiots! it only applies to me. .think ur cool lookin it up well it doesn't mean anything to YOU!!not to be confused withcrotchcricket

"my nick is crutchcricket"

by Crutchcricket February 17, 2004