nut crumb

The flaky particles often found in the underwear of one with an extremely dry nut sack.

Dude, I walked in the locker room at the gym and the floor was covered with nut crumbs.

by cdog16842 June 10, 2009

oreo crumbler

an oreo crumbler is when you shit in a girls mouth and then jizz in her mouth

dude i gave your mom a huge oreo crumbler last night

by franco69 December 27, 2009

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Butt Crumbs

Dinkle berry children, from another mother. Sex crumbs, ranging from 0.1mm to 3mm.

Tell your mother to clean those Butt Crumbs from her vajaja.

by Vajaja Mama January 11, 2019

crumb

a bum; low-life; scum bag

You see that low life? What a crumb!

by awshell00 January 8, 2015

hanging crumpet

The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.

Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed

by Daddydon-11 May 16, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004