Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.

Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!

by llama grass April 7, 2011

Beautiful molded cake

Hot drop dead gorgeous man or woman who seem to have everything on the outside , but once you cut into the cake,
date them ,get to know them, they treat people really bad

and they are rotten and molded on the inside.

I dated that hot guy ,everyone thinks he's gorgeous , got to know him and he is definitely a beautiful molded cake.He treats all women he dates really bad .I regret dating him .

by pinknature July 9, 2010

Put a cake

To take a shit

I will put a cake in your bed

by Minnesotian December 31, 2014

red velvet cum cake

When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy

Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake

by Fresh_esh August 12, 2019

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019

Cake power

A Holiday created by Mary Roach on January 25th 2002. The week before Jan. 25th you must spread the Holidays cheer by telling everyone the date, who created it, and that you must eat a mass amount of cake. The day of the holiday you must 1. Either make a cake... or 2. Have a friend make it for you. You cannot buy the cake unless the cake is to be shared with more then 6 people. Cake power day is supposed to bring fellows and lovers together, even enemys. But more importantly to celebrate the creation of cake. Most would say "Thats what your birthday is for!" but in reality you are celebrating somones birth not the cake. According to Mary Roach to have your birthday on Cakepower day means badluck on that day for you forget to appreciate Cakepower day.

"Happy Cakepower day! Eat lots of Cake!"

by Mary Roach February 7, 2005

cake maker

when a male ejaculates in a condom and cuts off the tip and squezzes the jizz on her like a cake maker does with frosting.

last night i totally made that bitches cake, therfore im a cake maker.

by Jhon Doe May 15, 2006