horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

crab

A person, who wanted to pledge a fraternity or sorority, are mad at the Panhellenic Process.

Those crabs are made because they didn't have the G.P.A. to pledge.

by Walk6076 May 27, 2016

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

Crab

A creature who has an orange shell and lives in the sea. It will claw most things that come in its way.

I saw that orange crabby thing in the water, I knew it was a crab!

by Woodland September 16, 2012

Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'

"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"

by TheReRe September 24, 2012

Crabbing

When someone goes down on a girl who has crabs.

Example 1: "I got that guy to go crabbing last night."

by MATT44E October 5, 2012