Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell

Man, Sam smells like crap.

by My cat bit me December 23, 2019

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

Crap Music

Bad taste in music, typically what you and your friends blast on a Saturday afternoon. Aka your taste in music.

What do you think of my playlist?

It's crap music.

by Apple_21 January 25, 2019

Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out

The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap

by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021

Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

batch of crap

refrence to someones visual appearance

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!

by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010