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CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017
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corpus cristi

Port city on the lower Texas coast with many illegal Mexican immigrants, they have no insurance and will try to have an accident if at all posible. The beach is home to a giant homosexual festival known as "Gaybeach" avoid the county beach in early summer.
Have you ever been to Corpus cristi? It has nice beaches but it's full of Mexicans and fags.
by Texas War Ass June 11, 2006
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corpuscles

1. A disease usually attained though inappropriate acts without use of protection.
2. A plural slang term referring to individuals who sell sexual acts for money.
3. A term used in nuclear engineering.
1. I'm sorry to inform you that...you have corpuscles.
2. You stay away from those corpuscles, you hear?
3. What are corpuscles?
by College Virgin December 7, 2010
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dig up the corpse

to mention or discuss the matter that has long been discarded and has no relevance in the present context.
Don's dig up the corpse; let's talk about something new.
by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010
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corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.
I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.
by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
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corpse

corpse, other than in the dead body sense, can be used to describe the way somebody looks or feels or the way something looks.
eg 1)Steve - what you cooking?

Rich - meatballs from a can

Steve - that looks corpse, i wouldn't eat that shit!

eg 2)Rich - you look terrible, did you drink a lot last night?

Steve - yea, i drank a fuckload, i feel like a corpse, i think i'm dying!

eg 3) Loz - did you see the girl i went home with last night?

Steve - yea she was a fucking corpse! did you get her number?

Loz - yea

Steve - i wouldn't bother ringing her haha
by joeboy June 1, 2006
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Corpse Husband

He is a cool guy with a cool voice and everyone simps him. His music just....hits.
He is faceless and he might or might not reveal his face...so GET OVER IT!

Famous phrases: praise bingus; whaddup baby; fonkymonkyfriday.
His laugh lights up the entire earth!
A: yo, do you know corpse Husband?
Me: Ah, that faceless, grown-ass man bc of who i am on the bird app 24/7? Who sounds like an angel of death? Yes...ik him.
by Tutulovescoffee December 6, 2020
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