Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

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Chocolate Cookie Jar

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.

I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011

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Related Words

Cooksie • cookie • Cookies • cookie monster • cookie-cutter • Cookie dough • Cookies and cream • Cookiezi • Cookie Clicker • cookie jar

purple cookie

When Mr. Sibal fucks Tomm's ass to get his grade up

Hey Mr, Sibal, could i please get my grade up by getting purple cookie from you?

by daddy duran June 5, 2018

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cake and cookie

Cake - Ass

Cookie - Pussy

Freaky ass nigga eat the cake and cookie

by Syuxker August 16, 2016

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(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)

Guy #1 : Yo man where were you at all night?
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.

by xXSnowScarletWolfXx November 1, 2017

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