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Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
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Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
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Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
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