a sick person who is usually mexican. these type of people are the scum of the earth and not that many people like them. they have gross greased hair. you defiantly do not want to be a christian pozo.
by the beast69 August 6, 2011
Get the christian pozos mug.A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...
Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.
by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006
Get the fake Christian mug.Yet another funny oxymoron. Christian rap really doesn't exist, it's like metal without the sex, drugs and parties. Christian rap will never express some of the core ideals and dilemmas that almost all rap artists express. I'm sorry, but a rap or hip-hop song about Mountain Dew, which is a great drink, is not a rap song. It's like a football player dressed as a ballerina for the Super Bowl, it just isn't right.
by CypressLB May 13, 2005
Get the christian rap mug.The type of plain, non-flattering clothing one wears to church. Also can be used to describe the many frumpy uniforms found in the hospitality industry.
person 1: "what's with the christian attire?"
person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."
person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."
by southferry August 3, 2009
Get the christian attire mug.The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.
Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
and he started Pulling a Christian.
Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
by Rckys October 14, 2010
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DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
Guy1:What school do you go to?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
by gaywoodhater September 8, 2011
Get the Redwood Christian mug.A sorry excuse for "good christians" to listen to heavy music without being thought of as an atheist or "evil".
*Person 1 is listening to heavy screamo-like music.*
Person 2: Dude turn that shit off thats not even music. It sounds like satanic music.
Person 1: Nah man it's a christian metal band, it's not evil at all.
Person 2: Oh okay makes total sense.
Person 2: Dude turn that shit off thats not even music. It sounds like satanic music.
Person 1: Nah man it's a christian metal band, it's not evil at all.
Person 2: Oh okay makes total sense.
by what?yousuckMYdick! December 2, 2010
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