Chode

A penis of freakish girth that is not complemented by freakish length, i.e. a can of corn.

Dino's chode doesn't go in all the way but he sure bangs the hell outta the sides.

by Cocktails & Dreams November 10, 2008

Chode

A)..A penis which is more plentiful in girth than actual length.

B) The Particularly foul region bridging the lower scrotum and the anal sphyncter.

C) The guy who lights up the room whenever he walks in because everyone knows that...at that moment...no matter what goes wrong...they can always clown on him...the "chode"....AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH. There are many different interpretations of this word as a title in todays society but one thing is for sure....YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS MAN. Also refered to as the "CHoder"

A)"After birthing twins, Henry's chode fit much easier."

B)"Yea man i went running at the gym and got this terrible rash on my chode."

C)"Oh my god dude how did chode manage to chode things up now?!"
"I make it Rain on them CHODES!"
"Hey you...I hear your moms goin out with...CHODE!"

by Benjamin Chodpuis January 11, 2008

ChodelHoldel

Legend has it, that a man BY THE NAME OF Stewart Weatherbee, grew up with a condition only known as chodeinflamia. His chode became swollen and the only way the doctors could make it go down was for them to come up behinde him and grab him from behind, reach under and grabbing his manhood, PICK HIM UP and make him bounce up and down. This released the fluid from his chode into a sack that they cald the "Chode Holder". Soon kids began doing it to eachother in a little place called Owensboro Kentucky (Where Stewart was from) and they called it the ChodelHoldel. It is commonly known as a joke from kids at "Brothers Una Pizza".

So I was just standing there and some kid came up behind me and before I could even think about it, BAM, Chodelholdel. Man it sucks.

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

Chode

A guy that plays the guitar and has really big side burns. He also spends Saturdays playing guitar hero and bathing in chocolate.

That guy Seamus is such a chode, but those girls he plays guitar hero with are really hot.

by katastrofe October 5, 2008

chode

a person who is short and fat like kody so we call him chody

hey chody you look like a chode(:!!

by hahaha lol(: January 25, 2010

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

chief chubby chode

some one who has a chode and looks like one also cuz they are so fat that they are wider than they are long.

robert is a chief chubby chode.

by david March 21, 2004