spot check

When an individual feels that their butthole might be dirty, and could possibly leave skidmarks on your underwear. They will excuse themselves to the bathroom, gather some toilet paper, drop trow, and swipe. Carefully examine the paper for evidence. If necessary, proceed to cleaning the affected area.

"Hey man, I think I have a major case of shit-ass. I'll be right back."
(5 minutes later)
"How did it go?"
"The spot check passed inspection."

by AntonV September 30, 2005

Hater Check

When a hater gets Checked for his facts. what Cirilo is close to.

Man you better stop hating or im going to hater check you fool.

by Ibra19 October 17, 2008

Vibe check

When someone smacks or used an item to whack someone else on the head really hard on the head

“VIBE CHECK!!!”
“Ow ,what the fuck !”

by @poop_dealer_420__on Instagram November 5, 2019

Vibe Check

When life yeets your vibe.

when you think you did good on an exam, and get a bad grade. vibe check.

by yeehawmorelikeYEEThaw November 10, 2019

me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.

I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!

by SPQR November 4, 2007

G-checked

To be robbed, being robbed, robbing, etc.

Dam, she stole ya money. You got G-checked by her, dam.

by Damola Akinade January 13, 2005

check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007