Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
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A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”
by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Get the is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? mug.A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
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