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Ayo you heard that new Lil Uzi? That jawn crank fool.
Crank by rmxme May 26, 2020

Crankipoos

A lady or gentleman that is always inexplicably cranky.
"I just had a great day, so I don't know why I'm in a bad mood." "Well maybe you're just a crankipoos."
Crankipoos by Crankidood May 29, 2020
When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)
man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital
Crank by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020
When you cry and wank at the same time.
Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.
Crank by mcscrunter September 1, 2020
i fucking hate crankeedoo
Crankeedo by gonkgonk September 17, 2020

cranking metallica 

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
cranking metallica by urbdic7 October 1, 2020