Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

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Cook

Used as a way to say they're doing a good job.

person 1: yo let him cook!
person 2: bro hes cooking like gordon ramsay!!!

by zeebopassione April 13, 2023

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Cook

To perform an action vigorously well to the point of excelling.

RJ: "Hear me out..."
Deshaun: "Na you wild for that bro."
Tre: "Na hold up let him cook."

by futurevip07 June 3, 2024

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Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

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Cooking Channel

Cooking Channel is an American basic cable channel owned by and spin-off of Food Network.

In October 2009, Scripps Networks Interactive announced that Fine Living would be relaunched as Cooking Channel in 2010, after the Great Recession and a severe decline in American personal income and spending effectively stunted Fine Living Network from any further ratings or programming expansion.

by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025

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