Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

Cook

- An Idiot.

- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person

- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking

Pronounced like "Cewk"

- Can also be used as "tranny-cook"
-"Tranny-Cook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.

~"That guys acting like an F'ing Cook"
~ "Go home, you "tranny-cook"

by AnabelChavez April 14, 2024

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022

You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.

"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

Cooking

When one is making progress or doing something right.

Hold on, he's cooking.

Someone cooked here.

by shit_on_your_forehead December 19, 2022

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023