how much is the clock

A good version of "What time is it?"

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90

by Birvan384 January 09, 2018

Shades O' Clock

Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.

Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.

by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 03, 2014

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 07, 2019

Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 31, 2019

Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 31, 2019

ugly o clock

The time when events go south at a bar or series of bars close to each other(Caroline Street in Saratoga Springs on a Friday or Saturday night) A time when fights break out, people get thrown through windows stabbings and even people getting shot. The timing is fluid, it can start anywhere between 11pm to 4am and happen multiple times despite a large police presence.

Hey, let's get out of here, ugly o clock has just started and I don't feel like dealing with some chode who going to try to pick a fight with me.

by GrouchoMarxx April 29, 2022

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 03, 2013