Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

Cancer

The kindest out of all zodiac signs . Lots of cancers are people pleasers . Sometimes that can be a good thing but in some cases it can get to the point where they lie . Cancers are by far the best zodiac sign . Cancers born in June are often more easily persuaded to help people and know how to read situations properly. On the other hand cancers born in July do have Gemini tendencies and are selfish in situations when they feel the other person involved is unworthy of something.

Cancers are the worst and best of the zodiacs

by That one VSCO July 7, 2019

cancer

A Term used by WR- players to describe the build of an Spectre (4 weapon slots) with 4 Shocktrain's (Noobtrains)

player 1: Ah today there were again so many spectres with shocktrains.
player 2: Yeah they are true cancer

by Mähar July 13, 2018

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022