Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

reverend burns

A fat twinkie eating monster

Dude that reverend burns guy is a fucking mess

by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021

burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.

Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

sage burns

Extremely cool guy who also has massive muscles and is also extremely masculine and is a sigma male

Oh boy I sure do love sage burns

by Not sage burns November 18, 2021

burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.

The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.

by dratliff October 24, 2014

Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.

" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"

by spanky6969 August 6, 2021

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023