Brian is a yummy individual. He has to be right on his factual knowledge and can not stand to be wrong. He can be clean... but chooses not to be around his girlfriend. He is a giving soul and let's his girl steal his things (that thief.) He refuses to buy the new iPhones because his Android works perfectly fine. Brian wears the most basic shirts a 50 year old man would buy. His hobbies include basketball, weight lifting, and staring at himself flexing in the mirror for hours on end. Brian is almost a interesting as he is attractive-not very much.
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