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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 19, 2013
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bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'
*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"
by rattyonce November 21, 2016
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Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef
Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.
by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019
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Beef

To fart, or to question who farted.
Oh man, I just let go a good beef. Or... Alright, who beefed?
by StarRockerGuy June 23, 2009
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chief beef

issue of main concern regarding a given subject
My chief beef about "Black Swan"? I don't know how it relates to the immigrant experience.
by bubblefingers November 19, 2011
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Beefeater

Strong London dry gin. Smells like ISO alcohol. An acquired taste.
Last night I took 7 shots of Beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total shitface
by NateLa May 26, 2009
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hot beef

Usually occurs in over crowded areas or while waiting on lines, it is when a man comes in close contact with another man from behind. Looks like 2 gay men butt fucking.
After Jeffo got hot beefed at the Yankee parade, he became the Hot Beef King of New York!!!
by Beefstick January 6, 2003
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