Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Batting Ass

To take base hits galore against the Pitching team destroying them.

Wow the Arizona Diamondbacks sure Batting Ass against the Colorado Rockies.

by Oven mitt guy October 22, 2023

bat

A word used in louisiana meaning to hit someone.

i’m so tired of this girl like she make me wanna bat her.

by lulxmimi April 14, 2019

bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 20, 2023

bat spots

A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.

I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.

by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020

Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020