banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

Fresh Banana

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.

Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.

by TheKPL August 28, 2010

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

Banana People

A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.

Mev fucks banana people.

by Banana People April 19, 2020

Anthony the banana

Anthony is a rapist who plays fornite while Noah takes a long poop

Random:hi

Atoiletgamer: i just saw Anthony the banana in action
Random:cool

by Seagulls in my kitchen sink October 28, 2019

Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018