an extremely shiity pencil that has self-advancing lead, but is not refillable... piece of shit... often used to trade at MJHS
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A. - Damn, dude, you look like crap.
B. - Yeah, the Mrs. is doing family Christmas this year and I got dragged down by her constant adventilation.
B. - Yeah, the Mrs. is doing family Christmas this year and I got dragged down by her constant adventilation.
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To take advantage of someone who is drunk by asking them questions they would not answer if sober.
To hit on someone with pick up lines just because they are too drunk to notice.
To hit on someone with pick up lines just because they are too drunk to notice.
by nickypicky225 July 25, 2010
Get the advantageous questions mug.Upon learning that thirty-three of my friends liked "Acme" products, I experienced such advulsion that I swore never to buy them again.
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Get the advulsion mug.Dustin - where's Phil at?
Me - he's probably off somewhere adventurebateing.
Dustin - whats adventurebate mean?
Me - it means to masturbate in different areas throughout the course of a day.
Me - he's probably off somewhere adventurebateing.
Dustin - whats adventurebate mean?
Me - it means to masturbate in different areas throughout the course of a day.
by scootdoggydogg February 5, 2015
Get the adventurebate mug.A hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity's image/occupation/life. This can include things like Drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. They have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
Paris Hilton went to jail because she didn't have a Stupidity Advisor. Same with Britney Spears, except she would go to jail for marrying K- Fed.
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This is usually somebody that is close to you that gives it; they exploit your trust. It is when somebody tries giving you advice that, either directly or indirectly, is meant to influence you to make a decision that ultimately affects you negatively. This is done by telling you that your job that affords you a better lifestyle than they have/had at that age is a bad idea, trying to convince you that you are stupid when in reality your intelligence and potential are much higher than theirs, telling you that the potential mate you can obtain that is better than they can get is a long list of negative things, etc.
Unfortunately, this tends to work, because most people would never suspect that somebody close to them would give them such selfish and malevolent advice. Hell, most people don't even know what "crab mentality" really is. Another unfortunate thing, is that even if you know beyond any reasonable doubt what the ulterior motive is, especially if people victimize themselves when confronted with something like this, good luck trying to convince anybody of it.
Please use even a bit of critical thinking when it comes to the things that people say to influence you, even if it seems like it is in your best interest; ESPECIALLY if they try persistently. :)
This is usually somebody that is close to you that gives it; they exploit your trust. It is when somebody tries giving you advice that, either directly or indirectly, is meant to influence you to make a decision that ultimately affects you negatively. This is done by telling you that your job that affords you a better lifestyle than they have/had at that age is a bad idea, trying to convince you that you are stupid when in reality your intelligence and potential are much higher than theirs, telling you that the potential mate you can obtain that is better than they can get is a long list of negative things, etc.
Unfortunately, this tends to work, because most people would never suspect that somebody close to them would give them such selfish and malevolent advice. Hell, most people don't even know what "crab mentality" really is. Another unfortunate thing, is that even if you know beyond any reasonable doubt what the ulterior motive is, especially if people victimize themselves when confronted with something like this, good luck trying to convince anybody of it.
Please use even a bit of critical thinking when it comes to the things that people say to influence you, even if it seems like it is in your best interest; ESPECIALLY if they try persistently. :)
My mom and dad think it is a bad idea for me to be a bartender. Apparently, they think that slaving away twice as many hours a week earning minimum wage is going to allow me to get a higher GPA. I think it is just BS, and more crab advice from my parents, who suck at life.
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