dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it

You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

by Kruptpopcorn May 8, 2016

bang wood

To hang out in a gang together, to be part of a group or click. To be a member or best friend and spend a lot of time together hanging out. Spending a lot of time together.

A person may say to a friend about another friend, "We bang wood, she is part of our crew."

I say to my friend Amy, that I band wood with Jillian.
"We band wood." "She is always with me."

by ms. w January 8, 2006

wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it

Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher

by Johnbarney September 29, 2006

tiger woods

the mixture of 95% raspberry tea and 5% lemonade

we went to ruby tuesday and i got a tripple prime and a tiger woods

by freddie bunz December 13, 2007

morning wood

penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Tiger Woods

iownt care what yall niggas say, tiger woods is black just like the rest of us! he can deny his race all he want to, but its the resemblance is obvious. besides that, hes a kick ass golfer who hasnt been playing like crap like that dumbass was sayin, cause he just won the british open.

bruh man is half a billion dollars strong, with more to come, just won the british open, got a hot super model wife, and gets free buicks. how can good is that?

by Devin th' Dude August 7, 2005

split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007