Eskimo Twins

1.) When two men acknowledge the fact that they have become intimately involved with a pair of twins and begin to bond over this knowledge.

2.) If they are identical twins this leads to the potential for the two men to become eskimo brothers and eskimo twins. Something few have ever accomplished.
1.) I can’t believe we got with a set of twins at the club last night. I guess that makes us eskimo twins.

2.) It would be legendary to swap twins for the night and get the dual citizenship of eskimo brothers and eskimo twins.
by jud bud July 27, 2021
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Eskimo Twins

When 2 individuals have separate coital relationships with a singular individual in overlapping spans of time.
Jasmine: Calvin and I have been hooking up for a 2 months now.

Ayesha: As in Calvin with the leg tat? I've been hooking up with him for the past few weeks.

Jasmine: That makes us Eskimo Twins
by Calvin - SNA pres October 04, 2023
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Stick twins

She was so relaxed last night I gave her the stick twins and she was loving it
by Muffdiver41 August 05, 2018
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Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 23, 2020
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Twin hoagie

When two plus size twins go down on a penis smaller in comparison to them
Dude these two chicks just gave me a sloppy twin hoagie
by Youngs4ndwich01 April 17, 2016
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Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!
by Tyrone Watson April 04, 2021
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BuddahVega's twins

1. The chaotic celestial offspring of BuddahVega- half divine, half disaster, all attitude. These two pint-sized demigods were sent from the heavens to test the patience of mortals and overthrow the toy aisle.

DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”

Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”

ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.

Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”

Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”

"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
Those kids tonight were as wild as BuddahVega's twins, I hope it does not rub off on the other kids at their school.
by StewPididy June 26, 2025
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