The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 27, 2025

Twin Dragons

Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose

Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries

Guy: whacks head repeatedly

Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 29, 2021

Twinning

When a person dates one twin and switches to the other

Kyle: "Hey, is that Jonathan with Sky?"
Brad: "Yoo, i thought he was smashin Julie!"
Kyle: "They twins though...right?"
Brad: "Yeah dude, he finna Twinning!"
Kyle: "FUCKIN MIINNNTTT!!"

by triple.m13 January 9, 2020

Twin-zoned

Like being friend-zoned but instead being thought of as a twin.

Omar: I have feelings for you Isobel.
Isobel: I have always thought of you more as a twin.
Omar has now been twin-zoned.

by Turkey Dinosaur June 1, 2018

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025

Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.

Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!

by Jimmy Bird January 20, 2021

Secret Twin Society

The Secret Twin Society (STS) is a nationwide, members-only, underground collective where twins meet to discuss twin things. If you're lucky, your location will have food at the meetings. If you know, you know.

"Do you know what the Secret Twin Society is?"
"Nah, man. I'm not a twin."

by sssstttssss April 4, 2025