The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021
Get the Masonmug. Mason ganshirt is definitely blonde. He likes video games and is cute, caring and sweet. The girls in his neighborhood probably like him and if he was smart, Mason would make a move. He’s def strong and would look good dating a brunette.
by Thatchicchicknextdoor October 19, 2020
Get the Mason Ganshirtmug. He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Get the Michael Porter Masonmug. an unoriginal loser without imagination who uses an auto clicker in Minecraft and never goes outside.
person 1:bro that guy is so white, and I heard he uses an auto clicker!
person 2: he obviously a mason
person 3: no shit
person 2: he obviously a mason
person 3: no shit
by fRitZy_b0i December 15, 2021
Get the Masonmug. Bloc Mason is a 8block born GD.He is the top underground rapper in Tallahassee,Fl waiting to blow. It is said he joined forces with KKR Comity to progress his rap career.Be on the lookout for this young upcoming star.
by Iun2kn3ow4n January 2, 2021
Get the Bloc Masonmug. mason is a dip-shit
by logan123098 March 28, 2022
Get the masonmug.