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dj no skills

When a DJ with no skills shows up to a party. Or when your friend with bad music taste gets a hold of the aux chord in the car.
How can we have a great time at this party when DJ no skills is in the mix!!

Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills
by Ashleeez August 3, 2016
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DJ-Bob

An intimate position in which the female surrenders her buttocks to be violently jiggled, in a manner not unlike a DJ scratching a record.
Last night I was giving her that DJ-Bob.
by TheStickyLicker April 15, 2025
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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.
Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?
by Yuriality July 9, 2021
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DJ Smead

Nun but a pimp
Damn that fool DJ Smead nun but a pimp
by Dbitch May 30, 2021
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play dj

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.
by VEJJ September 5, 2017
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DJ OHM

A title given to members of the SMITE community, who play the character Ganesha only with the DJ OHM skin.

It can also mean that that person has a lot of swag
X: Dude I like your style. By any chance, are you a DJ OHM type?
Y: You’re damn right I am
by Chese Momento May 31, 2022
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