wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear

Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.

by Griche$ January 15, 2018

Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

by glizzy_gobbler June 22, 2022

wet marble

Cum on one's chest and then drag your testicles threw it

My girlfriend let me wet marble her

by Evanmaxconnor January 19, 2017

Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018

Wet candle

Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.

“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”

by Maybe not 666 January 3, 2020