STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy

Bro this song is Straight homo

by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Straight slappen

Its a term to describe something that's really good or amazing for example food, anal e.g.

'That shit is straight slappen' - God

by Big P Innit November 24, 2021

straight dawg

A Savage someone who is considered really good at what they do and how they do it.

Bo Jackson was a straight dawg before his injury.

by Monstermaszh December 11, 2017

Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

Super Straight

It’s non existent shut the fuck up you social reject :)

I hate you “super straight” people

Chad: hey Todd I’m super straight I hope that’s ok?

Todd: no that’s ducking disgusting.

by Kermi March 10, 2021

Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013