Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.

Look at that fluffy squirrel!

by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them

damn, that girl just squirreled my shit

by dylan_stask March 24, 2023

Squirrel

Someone who is overly hyper or excited. They may have way more energy than their friends and it can be annoying

Friend 1: *starts running around in circles out of nowhere*
Friend 2: jeez you’re such a squirrel

by thatbword February 26, 2020

Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.

"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."

by TreeFolk June 11, 2018