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If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???
by Little Family July 15, 2022
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Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
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Jason

JASON IS A BBC DEMON. A monster in the sheets HE can do it all. The way he eats that pussy is emasculate. HE CAN HAVE MY KIDS ANY DAY. THE WAY HE BE dicking down the lady's and women is clearly divine. HE makes all the dread heads fall to there Knees and praise their. KING
Jason is king
by YESKING_getback January 29, 2024
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Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.
by Google34Google May 5, 2018
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jason

A complete asshole but caring friend on the inside. Somehow he has a huge dick.
by Jaxan February 24, 2019
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Jason Cox

by MrJWC October 28, 2023
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Jason Cibrin

Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.

Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
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