Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid-19

China virus

What is covid-19? A virus that China make to kill us all.

by Urmumsuckingmydick September 14, 2022

November 19

Randomly go up to your crush and kiss them on this day.

November 19-
Me: “I just randomly went up to my crush and kissed them.”
Bsf: “No way! Good for you!”

by 🫵 September 23, 2022

March 19

March 19 is so fucking hot that some people can’t handle it bro his dick is huge and so good he is the best birthday to have

person1:hey Q’s birthday is today
person2:his birthday is march 19
person1:i want good dick imma go to him

by purplegangy5510 September 25, 2022

COVID-19

(1) Urban Dictionary
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/

a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic

Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’

(1) I will infect you with the COVID-19
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.

by DigitaleLexikographie September 29, 2022

October 19

all boys have to say yes to girls all day

girl: buy me chocolate
boy: no
girl: it's October 19
boy: oh okay

by ilavyoubaby October 17, 2022

COVID-19

Short for "COronaVIrusDisease-2019."

I just defined Covid-19.

by Jinad October 17, 2022