MASTER's pit

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

giving pit

amish girls do not believe in giving blow jobs they give pit instead. putting the penis in their armpit with lubricant and moving their arm back and forth really fast.

man, that amish girl always has black and blue arm pits she must be giving pit to everyone.

by packinhoes December 16, 2015

Punji Pit

Sex position: Requiring one female and five males. The first two males perform a double penetration ( DP) with the woman on top. The remaining three men have the woman perform the "pterodactyl" manoeuvre. Thus the "Punji Pit" is born.

"Hey bro, me, Tom, Travis, and Rob ar about to run a punji pit on this slut we met at the bar... we're one man short, you in?"

by JCBVandaR September 4, 2014

pitting

Serving a pit stop in racing

Car #919 is low on fuel and will be pitting this lap

by James Vowles May 21, 2021

Pit

We don’t march be we sure do work harder than any other section. We drink and get high on competition nights and fuck at football games. Pit gets the most amount of bitches other than drumline and the colorguard. Somebody always gets wacked in the head with a cymbal and gets hit in the balls with a mallet. It’s where there’s a 10 thousand dollar instrument gets pushed down a hill and destroyed all because we didn’t want to walk around the whole building. You get called lazy because you don’t march and don’t participate in PT, but you work the hardest and put the most amount of time and effort into playing your instrument.

“Hey, I’m in the pit.”
“ oh yeah, what instrument do you play?”
“All of them.”

by Recked101 April 22, 2021

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023