Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

joe father

joe father is a joe father

some guy: yo whos joe
other guy: joe father

by lfao December 21, 2019

Joe Cool

(adj) Its basically a hip version of cash money. It means really cool. You can also use it as 'that's not very Joe Cool of you'.

Samantha: you look like a turtle.
Ella: THATS NOT VERY JOE COOL OF YOU.

by ratatata-touie April 23, 2020

meet joe

a polite way of saying "jack off"

-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.

by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011

joe mama

a joke used my genz

"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"

by ur fav moot June 16, 2021

tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015