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German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
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German Butze

The King of the Meta verse. Crypto holder, huge nerd, video game addict & hold on there ladies, married.
GERMAN BUTZE IS A LEGEND, BRUV.
by Sapdude November 22, 2021
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Midcentury German

Derisive synonym for "Nazi", used with the facetious implication that Nazi ideology was a uniquely German ethnic phenomenon. Also used to simply avoid saying the proper name on a platform (such as YouTube) which penalizes bringing up the Midcentury Germans, and/or as a defense against Godwin's Law.

Originated from English political commentators.
Person 1: *starts to make a point*
Person 2: You sound just like HITLER!
Person 1: No. The Midcentury Germans were bad, obviously, now may I make my point?
by Kalarus May 31, 2023
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german

a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse
person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?
by cursedictionary March 28, 2019
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Chin German

Austrian people.

So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
by Venboven May 11, 2020
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German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
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