by defiler August 19, 2004

A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
by Jason Green March 3, 2008

by Asmodath February 1, 2010

When you paint her face fully as a clown and make her suck you off on the porch in front of the neighbors with a buttplug in.
by Robert Cello April 1, 2020

by Ashdhjka September 6, 2021

by Odis Mcsmokcrak April 16, 2010

Kid 1: yo that molly last night was fire!
Kid 2: ya that's cuz it was dirty molly
Kid 1: what do u mean
Kid 2: it was cut with dope
Kid 2: ya that's cuz it was dirty molly
Kid 1: what do u mean
Kid 2: it was cut with dope
by Jack Napkins July 28, 2014
