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I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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me

probobly not smart cause you had to look up the definition, a failure, came from dissapointment island
by Just a country girl March 25, 2022
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Adopt Me

A roblox that used to be a good RPG game where you adopt kids but now its more like scam me or Pay for me since young kids don't know better than to get scammed and if you don't spend robux on the game, you are technically a noob in that game.
Friend: Can I borrow some robux?
Me: Sorry, I spent it all on adopt me
Friend: Well can I have the pets?
Me: I got scammed again
Friend: you stupid MF
by AdoptMeSucks June 6, 2023
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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Pickle me dooda

Its a filler word for when you dont have a specific word for something else to say.
Like when your homeboy is like what day is it, i dont even know bro i was bron in the year 1008 how am... pickle me dooda. Zoo wee mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by picklemedooda January 22, 2025
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fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
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