Chilren's song.
There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the there was a young man from china mug.A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.
by ballsto February 1, 2004
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by A&G1234 July 10, 2009
Get the Turtle Claw man mug.1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco
by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009
Get the hairy man salsa mug.1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.
2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?
vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
by KRAZEEE KRISTINA December 9, 2008
Get the wild moose man mug.Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
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