Rüsevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Rüsevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their dicks were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

harrison high school

(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.

harrison high school is full of bops

by yunin March 3, 2025

Ravenwood High School

Shitty school full of bitches who post bible verses but don’t practice what they preach. Friend groups all date eachother. Teachers suck.

“Yo- you go to Ravenwood High school?”
“Yeah that school is full of bops”

by SIGMABOI2007 March 15, 2025

Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA

Northport High School is a bitch ass school

by Invincidih March 19, 2025

alleynes high school

h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.

ewwwww da hell you go to alleynes high school?????

by makapakalolll March 22, 2025

Rocklin High School

suburb ass school full of rachet ass hoes and pus niggas who act hard.basketball team sucks ass, football team full of pussy vape addicts who piss themselves when they play folsom, baseball just a bunch of racist niggas, they had a dude who fingered his butt on snap
go behind the cvs if you wanna meet sum retarded ass fucks wit no future

hella white girlz that are easy to tap tho dat shit was valid asf

also a dude got some brain and got leaked

Folsom: damn them Rocklin High School niggas was pussy

by 4321901bootyman32 March 22, 2025