wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

by David Kenney November 30, 2007

1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.

I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Shut Up Little Man

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate ones impatience or annoyance toward a statement or story.

Originated from the "Shut Up. Little Man" recordings in which two violent alcoholics drunkenly bicker with one another.

Person A: (lengthy opinion posted in the comments section of an article)
Person B: Shut Up Little Man

by ChrisDl July 13, 2011

rich man's dutch oven

when one sticks ones buttocks in the limo cab, farts and then rolls up the privacy screen.

At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.

by just just kidding January 17, 2011

To See A Man About A Dog

Phrase invented in the early 1900s that merely means that you have to use the restroom. Some also use it because they do not want to reveal the true nature of their business.

Where are you going?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog, I've been holding it all day!

by ZestyBacon February 18, 2011

will you shut up man

a memorable quote from the presidential debate in September.

"...Radical Left...."
"Will you shut up man?"
"Who is on your list Joe? Who is on your list?"

by AntiBasicSnapchatter October 1, 2020