k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

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Get the k, beers on memug.

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

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Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

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Get the Fuck me daymug.

Me when the

Some random meme that your friend might have sent you. More of less meaning either my reaction to that information or just my reaction to this or that

Friend one-"Dude, watch this video," friend two-"Lol, me when the

by anonymous March 13, 2023

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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

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