Optometrist Love

Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.

Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?

We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.

by Budew Hater October 12, 2018

Love

The definition of love is Hellen Keller

"Oh look there's love in the air"

"Be careful Hellen Keller from above"

by SenpaiPotato 1337 error_404 March 17, 2017

mother in love

a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.

I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.

by wordsmith21502 April 23, 2017

Love Moonlighting

gerund or present participle: moonlighting
have a second relationship in addition to one's original relationship.

She already have a husband and now she also have a boyfriend. She must be good in love moonlighting

by Trunks Castillote September 17, 2022

Lovely

Lovely means beautiful and attractive 😍

I am so lovely

by anonymous November 24, 2021

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.

Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.

by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023