Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Because it's politically inconvenient for memug. A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
by MrnextX December 30, 2017
Get the would you suck a dick for me?mug. by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019
Get the Has me deadmug. 
An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...
2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
Get the suck me? VIRUSmug. (n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
Get the Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Poppedmug. by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023
Get the you took everything from memug.