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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Big lies

Basically when some shithead wannabe know-it-all has the audacity to say something ignorant in your face and the only way to express your saltiness.
Typical 3-year-old from the Roblox community "Hey Toby ur mom gay! xD"
*Salty level skyrockets astronomically*
You: Big Lies
by MinecrafGangsta September 28, 2019
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Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay
He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.
by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022
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Big Purple Gat

I need to go pick up my Big Purple Gat.
by littlewhitegirl January 26, 2011
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Big Deino

Big dick energy all around
If he’s out hide your girl with a triple lock and he’ll still penetrate it
Body count of 745 uno how it is
Oh wow Big Deino is coming round the corner, quick bbs hide oh no now she’s giving him head OOPS
by Sm fat assed hoe November 5, 2018
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Big Boss Double

Smashing Two Pieces of Strange in the same day.
I'm about to pull off this Big Boss Double tonight.
by BDPINC November 20, 2022
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the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.
Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?
by nensondubois September 3, 2016
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